"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Don't go outside to play, just sit there and play video games all day."
"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery."
"Here, let me do your homework for you tonight."
"Let me smell that shirt--Yeah, it's good for another week."
"Forget you manners. They don't really matter anyway."
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
"Well, if David's mom says its OK, that's good enough for me."
"Don't bother wearing a jacket- the wind-chill is bound to improve."
(I did have to edit one out, because I believe I have said it many times: "I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve.")
6 years ago
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Not to admit I'm a bad mom, but last summer I actually said to the kids- "You can't go outside and play until you've played that videogame." (My nephew had a borrowed wii for the weekend and was dying to play with them across the country). After I realized what I had just said, I laughed and laughed!
Ha! Those are grreat!
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